04.14.08 Monday with Mongo
Not much news today, the ammunition delivery must still be delayed.
A 32 year old man was stabbed in the arm Saturday night near 24th and M Street. Police say Manuel Manchacais not cooperating with the investigation. The stabbing occurred just before midnight. And they say South 24th isn’t the hot spot it once was.
Another man tried to add to the scenic beauty that is Carter lake by pushing his SUV in the water after and argumenthe was overheard having on his cell phone with his wife or girlfriend. People could hear him screaming “I’ll just push the damn thing in the water” then did. Police divers and a tow truck retrieved the SUV from the lake, look for it at the next impound lot sale under the heading “Just got a bath”.
In one of the most tasteless promotion efforts on the misfortune of others, N.P. Dodge Realty held a foreclosed home bus tour over the weekend and plan to hold more. The buseswere packed with a few perspective home buyers and alot of vultures looking to capitalize on someone Else’sagony. This part of the county has been hit with fewer foreclosures than the rest of the country however have some tact. Don’t parade around in a bus, show them tastefully and with a little bit of decency,not like some carnival freak show. “Here we have the Johnson home. He couldn’t make the payments due to the bank jacking up his A.R.M. by 5% and his job being downsized by a boss who’sson just graduated from college after 15 years and needing a management position. It comes with 4 bedrooms, two and one half baths and a caulk outline on the back patio where Mr. Johnson landed after flinging himself off the second floor balcony. This one could be swept up at a bargain price.”
That’s it for now.Bugs should have some good in site in the Roy Ellis murder trial that begins today.
Mongo Torrey
That actually sounds like a very smart business idea. And If Mr. Johnson had learned to budget his cash instead of being thousands in debt like most people he might have been able to maintain his house through his job search. Key employees don’t get replaced by the bosses idiot son. Odds are Mr. Johnson was sleeping with his secretary and embezzling money, or just doing the bare minimum to stay afloat, maybe they manage a stupid gossip blog instead of actually working? No man is either rich or poor who has not helped himself to be so.
Comment by asdf — April 14, 2008 @ 9:23 am
Hey SprayCan,
Just because I am curious, you said the blog is stupid. Why in God’s name do you keep coming back? I believe that they have made you aware that you don’t have to.
Comment by Captain Obvious — April 14, 2008 @ 2:13 pm