It’s time to go Golfing with God
IT”S THAT TIME AGAIN.
My mailbox has been graced with the invitation to help the savior saviors by helping fill the collection plate with my tax deductible donation and oh is the temptation killing me to put a fore-some together for this one.
So here it is, like a knock on your door one peaceful Saturday morning, or a phone call from your daughter telling you she has just become Warren Jeffs 63rd wife….
Monday May 12th it’s the Gold Tournament with God.
Stone Creek Golf Course (please no stone throwing or impromptu baptisms in the water traps).
Festivities start at 11:00 with a box lunch, golf at 12 and a final supper immediately following. (Who gets to play Judas?)
Members of the Church of Shut the Fuck up the Game is On will be setting the line on the event as well as procuring some door prizes (We saw Reverend Rocko negotiating withthe Manager of Dr. Johns). We are attempting to secure a contract with Cassie and the Polecats for a wet t-shirt T off.
All that said, I am still on the mailing list. I guess Jesus really does love me.
I will keep you updated with further details as they develop or they finally cut me off the mailing list.
Mongo Torrey
… please explain? I’m confused and scared.
Comment by db — April 17, 2008 @ 12:02 pm
Mongo, my friend, don’t be so offended. You can play with me. I will wear my special Moses Cape/robe outfit. If you hit into water, I will hold up my 9 iron and part the pond so you can retreive your ball. If we play bad, we will blame the course manager and declare a pestilence upon his course and a plauge of boils on his ass! I am just curious, for the dinner, does everyone have to sit on one side of the table?
Comment by Captain Obvious — April 17, 2008 @ 12:55 pm
Sorry db. To get the entire story you need to go back in the archives and find the story entitled “Stop knocking on my email” (Look under the Mongo Torrey tab). That might help explain it or we could figure out a way to get you on the emailing list.
And Cappy we can all sit on one side of the table or get a preview Monday at the Annual Meeting and sit on one side of the room and pass notes.
Comment by eyeonomaha — April 17, 2008 @ 10:17 pm