WANTED Warm Bodies to officiate
Yes the MWAHA needs you, or someone, anyone
Do you need a little extra beer money?
Have a case of little mans syndrome you’d like to expel?
Then they have a spot for you.
Eyesight and questionable work backrounds NO PROBLEM!!!!!!
Easier than working at ACORN.
If interested just show up with striped shirt and skates (sorry unless your seeing eye dog can skate you will have to leave him on the bench)
Watch Us Retract.
After getting a scolding email and some well deserved bitch slapping we are retracting are post about Papio being the stacked team in the coral. Sorry Ricky. It wasn’t aimed at you but more at the non-existent puppet director who is letting last seasons version of Oliver Stone continue to run the program from behind the wizards curtain. And the score sheet comment wasn’t aimed at you either, sorry you took it that way, but take a trip down memory lane and someone will give you the details to that barb.
Forgive us, were in the business of lampooning things but after also getting an email sent from a local library to avoid a tracer we were informed about a “gag” order that is limiting the information we get from behind the scenes. The commandant has spoken and there is to be no talk of such things on social media. Next thing he will be taking your white boards away.
That email also included what a monkey mess the “draft” was and how Bozo and the clown circus have no clue what they are doing. In fact be glad, or not, that the officials are actually getting their assignments in time for the games. Word from that org is they are getting them day of assignment. With the leagues luck the postman will be forgiven his issues and be allowed to take the ice.
So Ricky we are sorry. We know you have thick skin, you had to you coached one of our kids a few times. And with that we will edit the post. Best of luck and we hope the gag order doesn’t bite you in the butt. If so there is a thing called the 1st amendment and we are sure we could find you a couple of guys who would love to drag a couple of the Gestapo around the court room for a few days. That is if they can put down the ADM long enough to watch the newbies hitting each other with sticks because they don’t have enough direction in place to keep all the tots occupied on the ice. One step forward fives steps back.
One question we fail to understand about the organization is how Mayor Puffenstuff and the Human Calculator get run off the ranch yet Frodo remains unscathed except loosing his voting privilege but pretty much his powers in check ? Has anyone seen both his hands when the Directors lips are moving?
Oh and we never mentioned your team by name, so were glad to see you could put the puzzle pieces together. Beings as you are a smart guy can you show one of the dolts how to use a cell phone to call in the scores to the World Herald so they can stop asking us for details?
Who’s in charge here?
So we have had contact with the Omaha World Herald who would love to post the High School League scores in the paper thus giving exposure to the sport and much due recognition to the players and teams. But alas nobody who took the job to run the High School Division has taken the simple amount of time to bother to call them with any updates.
If you are going to take a job don’t do it for you own self-appointed reasons. Do it for the league and sport as a whole. If you don’t have the time don’t take the job. Simple.
Now somebody, and we know there are board members who check this daily, needs to get off their butts and make this happen before it slips away. Are you listening Mr President and VP? Don’t let last years disaster continue into this year. If people can’t do the job find someone who will. Under past Presidents and Boards this issue would have been addressed by now. Pick up the phone, call in the scores.
But then its apparent nothing will change because the toady that caused so much distress last season is still working things behind the curtain like the Wizard of Oz. Maybe he wants to be treasurer.
The season is fast upon us. You know the rules. We will be trying to keep you updated as best we can even with the hush doctrine imposed.
The Board has a new look but the same ole cock and bull.
The High School season looks wide open for the most part.
In the lower levels the ADM has taken hold and the 2 hand touch and flag hockey divisions seem to be popular with the soccer wanna play hockey crowd.